“If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person.”

— Unknown (via blackbruise)

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess
viverci:

☁ORGASM☁

“Don’t break a writer’s heart and think ink won’t spill.”

— Ten Word Story #38 - M.D.L (via mingdliu)

brownshhugar:

Person: So, what are your interests?

Me: 

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“…the older I get, the more I see how women are described as having gone mad, when what they’ve actually become is knowledgeable and powerful and fucking furious.”

thisistheanswertonothing:

secret—gardens:

☽

automatically:

when you think you have $1 but you actually have $10

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“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.”

— Erica Jong, How to Save Your Own Life, 1977 (via picsandquotes)