dysphorism:

DO YOU EVER JUST

GET JEALOUS SO EASILY

LIKE NO 

THAT PERSON IS MINE

DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

lakalaka:

Deep conversation and great sex is a requirement.

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

“Growth is painful. Change is painful.But nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don’t belong.”

— Mandy Hale (via psych-facts)

do-raymi:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.